Two brothers went to visit their grandmother for Christmas. When they arrived home, the older woman greeted them with a big hug before handing them their presents.
The younger brother opened his present and found a nicely knitted scarf in it. His older brother, on the other hand, received a card that said “Merry Christmas”. He wasn’t thrilled, but he returned the older woman’s smile before going to join his little brother.
However, that night before falling asleep, the older boy complained that his grandmother loved him less. Her little brother got into an argument and noted that the older woman loved them both equally.
They argued for a while, and the big brother confirmed that their grandmother always gave him Christmas cards while the other boy received presents.
He also noted that he used to receive gifts when he was younger, but things changed after he got older. He told his little brother that he was so sure he would continue to receive a card. He even decided to bet on it and the two brothers agreed on $ 100 before sleeping that night.
The following holiday season, the boys visited their grandmother as usual. As they ran to the Christmas tree for their presents, the little boy spotted a large gift box with his brother’s name on it. He rubbed his hands, ready to claim his $ 100.
After dinner that day, everyone sat down to open their presents, and the little boy happily teased his brother as he opened his package. The taller boy’s face lit up as he looked into the box.
The younger brother glanced in the box and laughed when he saw a sweater. He stretched out his hands and asked for his money because his brother got a nice gift and not just a card this year.
But the older boy just smirked out the present and said, “No, I didn’t. It’s not a sweater. I have a cardigan.”
A man forgot to give his wife a gift for their wedding anniversary. He didn’t want his wife to know it, so when she asked for his present he lied saying he was planning to cook any dish she wanted for their birthday.
The woman who had always wanted to eat “snails” chuckled as she told her husband to cook the French dish for her. The dish was made of snails, so the husband quickly rushed to a store to get the ingredients.
When he got home, it was still quite early, so he went out first to drink before making dinner. When he got to the bar, he forgot about his dinner plan after his first drink, and it was already midnight before he remembered.
He quickly got up in his drunken state and ran out of the bar. When he got home, he almost made it to the door when he fell, and all the snails in the bag he was holding were strewn on the floor.
As he knelt to pick them up, his wife opened the door, looking angry. She asked why he was coming home so late, and the husband quickly took action. He looked at the snails and yelled, “Come on, guys, we’re almost there.”
If you liked these jokes, you might find this one even more hilarious. This is a couple who planned their 40th anniversary dinner as a getaway with their friends. The husband’s dinner speech will blow your mind!
Source: Reddit.com, Upjoke.com